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Vodka and Me: A Love Story

Vodka is my soulmate. We met in high school and fell in love immediately (although we were a lot less classy back then and he sometimes went by the name of “Popov”). We were on-and-off-again throughout...

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Three Girls, One Pastry

It was a moment on Facebook none of us could believe and will never forget. Three fashion/beauty bloggers who have tirelessly dedicated our lives and careers to staying on top of trends, and we...

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Post Wine Pics, Win a Party

I’m always down to try a new alcohol. Who am I kidding, I’m always down for any alcohol, new or old (but not expired……past six months). Over the weekend, I got my hands on some Tiziano pinot grigio and...

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Trick-or-Treat, Drop and Give Me 20: How to Work Off That Candy

I can’t figure out why the kids run past my house on Halloween each year. I’m always dressed up in a cool costume (a carrot) and I hand out the good stuff (fresh kale) instead of cheap Sweet Tarts! And...

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Hardcore Food Porn in 12 Photos

Put on some slow jams, grab your lotion/lube (or whatever), and get ready for a whole lotta’ lust. It comes courtesy of a friend who I both love and hate because she posts pictures that make me hate my...

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Can We Talk About the MISSING Emojis?

Some things in life truly baffle me: Nickelback fans, Stonehenge, Ed Hardy wearers, people who still watch soap operas, and most of all….the MISSING EMOJIS. Why are there TWO camels, but not one black...

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The Most Disturbing Carrot Ever

A vegetable the shape of a penis, but looks like a vagina. That’s right. A hermaphrodite carrot. Eat up.

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5 Ways to Eat a Cupcake Like a Lady (or a Tramp)

Cupcake eating is an art form. You dive into a delicious morsel of moist (ew) cake covered in icing without lacking the proper skills and you’ll end up with cream all over your face (never a good...

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Why It’s Awesome to Be a Total Loser on the Weekend

This weekend, I did not have one drink. And no, I was not in jail, rehab, or a dry county. I did not go out, put makeup on, wear anything without an elastic waistband, and barely interacted with...

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The 5 Fattest Foods Girls Love to Eat

Most girls, no matter how thin, have an inner fat kid who comes out on special occasions (read: when certain foods are presented to her). Here they are. 5. Cheese dip and chips. Walk into a...

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The A List: Best Easter Brunch + the SELFIE OF THE CENTURY

Not only is it Easter weekend, but it’s #FlashbackFriday, so I wanted to grace you guys with this gem of my brother and me. Easter must have also fallen on 4.20 back in 1990 because that bunny is...

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GIVEAWAY: Cases of Kind Bars

I worry that someday it’s going to come out that Kind bars’ nutritional labels are wrong and they really are packed with calories and sugar (Kalteen Bar-style), because I just can’t understand how...

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The 6 Skinniest Foods Girls Love to Eat

Recently, I did a post about the five fattest foods girls love to eat, and I think it got a pageview or two (million). Turns out, we ladies love feeding our inner fat girl and talking about it. But we...

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The A List: Get Loco for Cinco + the Best Margaritas in Atlanta

HOLA AMIGOS. (That is “hello friends” for you gringos.) ‘Tis time for one of my favorite holidays because I know I am part Mexican no matter what my mom and skin tone say: CINCO DE MAYO. This glorious...

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That Time I Went to NYC to Join a Vodka Club

I’m Ashley and I love vodka. Shocker. But now I’m even more legit in my dedication to this majestical beverage because I’m officially a part of Pinnacle Vodka’s Cocktail Club. This means I will be...

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Official Vodka Drink for the Beach This Summer

Vodka at the beach is a no-brainer. Well, vodka anytime is a no-brainer. This past weekend was Hangout Fest, and when I party/festival hard for 3+ days, the smartest thing to do is stick with vodka....

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The A List: BBQ, Balls, Bags & Bikes

It’s almost the freakin’ weekend, which in Atlanta means time to eat, drink, patio hop, go to a strip club (probably), and pray it doesn’t monsoon. Put this stuff in your Palm Pilot. EAT YOUR FACE OFF...

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12 Reasons a Banana a Day Will Change Your Life

Bananas are the Ryan Gosling of fruit. For the past six months, I’ve been eating a banana every day (sometimes TWO) and it has been a life changer. Check out the reasons why nature’s yellow boomerang...

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The A List: Summer Date Ideas + the Coolest New Place in the City

Atlanta is POPPIN’ this summer, my friends. (Who still says poppin’ besides Sway from MTV?) So many cool places have opened and many more to come. Here are a couple I’ve visited recently (one in...

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You Should Be a Little Scared of this Cocktail (in a Good Way)

Oh Dewey Beach, Delaware–my favorite place on Earth and birthplace of some of the most glorious cocktails ever invented. Since I go to this majestical slice of coastal heaven every July for vacation,...

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